What's Your Story?
1. My tooth hurts.
2. I’m sleepy.
3. That’s my sexy “cheese” face. 
4. You’re welcome.

1. My tooth hurts.

2. I’m sleepy.

3. That’s my sexy “cheese” face.

4. You’re welcome.

Purple? Well that’s new!

While pumping so my 9 week old baby doesn’t starve to death at daycare, I have developed two blisters, popped one, and turned my nipple purple, all since 7:00 am. I’m sure that’s not healthy, but hey, one day she’s going to grow up and have super powers… or… something like that. 

Maybe she’ll just change my diapers when I get old and crap myself… 

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Eating pizza when I had the chicken pox. 

Boobs = Not Scary

Boobs = Not Scary