
1. My tooth hurts.
2. I’m sleepy.
3. That’s my sexy “cheese” face.
4. You’re welcome.
While pumping so my 9 week old baby doesn’t starve to death at daycare, I have developed two blisters, popped one, and turned my nipple purple, all since 7:00 am. I’m sure that’s not healthy, but hey, one day she’s going to grow up and have super powers… or… something like that.
Maybe she’ll just change my diapers when I get old and crap myself…